Dishy Senior Citizen!
Joan Rivers may not be a sexy senior citizen, but she sure is an energetic one!
Flip the dial on your TV, and you're bound to stumble across her overly-stretched over-the-top mask-like persona on Fashion Police (where she roasts celebrity style victims each week on E Entertainment) or run smack-dab into the outrageous funny lady alongside daughter Melissa at a Red Carpet celebration at the Oscars, or the opening for a local supermarket (you-name-it).
In spite of her hectic non-stop TV schedule, Ms. Rivers still finds time to jet around the country for personal appearances, too!
Undoubtedly, Joan's comprehensive file - consisting of every joke she ever quipped over the last half-century-or-so from Vegas to Timbuktu - gets her through the fast-paced whirlwind of high-profile engagements (and the vigour's of coming up with zany entertaining material at-the-drop of-a-hat).
Indeed!
It's anticipated that when Ms. Rivers takes a trek up to the Castro Theatre on the Weekend (Saturday March 12th) - in fact - that there will be a bevy of stinging barbs aimed at celebrities in the glare of the spotlight sure to bust a gut or two.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan take cover!
Joan - the loud-mouthed broad with a penchant for ubiquitous gaudy jewellery, who made my worst-dressed list for 2010 ( http://forgusbeylan.blogspot.com/2010/12/julian-ayrs-3rd-annual-worst-dressed.html) surely won't disappoint the gay boys sure to pack the house in a neighborhood that is affectionately known as "Gay Gulch".
Can we talk?
You betcha, girl!
Our paths actually crossed a few years ago, when I was hired to play a "gay" fireman for a sight gag (a spoof on the Beverly Hills Fire Department) in her comedy special:
A Salute to Heidi Abromowitz
Thanks to Ms. Rivers, residuals occasionally trickle in, when the hilarious bill-of-fare broadcasts on cable, mainstream TV, or in the International overseas market.
I expect the gig in San Francisco will sell out.
Break a leg, Joan!
LOCATION
Castro Theatre
429 Castro Street
San Francisco, CA
CURTAIN
8 p.m.
CONTACT & INFO
415.392.4400
www.cityboxoffice.com
Britney Spears to appear @ Castro Theatre March 27th!
