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Susan Boyle..."The Gift" No. 1 seller on Billboard!

Susan Boyle has alot to celebrate about this Yuletide season!

Billboard has just reported that her new album - "The Gift" - has topped their charts to soar into the No. 1 spot for the fourth time in the past few weeks (243,000 units snapped up).

To date, total sales now stand at a whopping $1.43 million smackeroos!

Undoubtedly, Boyle's fans have forgiven the English canteuse for the off-color note she sourly hit, while performing a Christmas ditty on Barbara Walter's "The View" last week.

That little glitch in her vocals reminded me of an incident with went down with legendary Judy Garland many moons ago!

Ms. Garland was standing near the edge of a stairwell upstage during a live concert when she suddenly choked - then unexpectedly fell down and went boom - as fans watched on in horror below the floodlights.

Because LA JUDY was known to imbibe a tad - and able to drink the best of 'em under the table - it was speculated (at first glance) that theWizard of Oz legend had been a bit tipsy during the performance.

However, Ms. Garland was adamant - swore up-and-down, in fact - that the nasty rumors were simply not true.

According to Judy Judy Judy - when she threw her mouth open to belt out the chorus - a fly flitted inside her mouth and took her off-guard!

Uh-huh!

No word on what caused Ms. Boyle's fall from Grace, however.

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The View...bit**es behaving badly! Walters referees to no avail...

Foaming bit**es rev up ratings on controversial View!

If you reside in the Western Hemisphere - and you lack any discerning taste when it comes to television talk shows - you probably caught the ruckus which erupted this past week on the View - when Bill O'Reilly guested on the popular morning show.

Shortly after Mr. O'Reilly started to cut up and hang "loose" during some back-and-forth patter - two of the regular house bit**es (homely Whoopi Goldberg/has-been comic &  screechy Joy Behar/tacky gossip Queen) - became so incensed that they stomped their foots and stormed off the set in a seething rage.

In response, Barbara Walters was inclined to lament to a cameraman - as he panned her way in desperation - that she was vehemently opposed to what went down minutes earlier.

"That should never happen on this show," she cried out in exasperation.

But, the disgruntled ego-maestros were long gone, and WaWa's huffy critcisms ended up falling on deaf ears.

Later, two of the disgruntled heavyweight TV personalities - Bill O'Reilly and Joy Behar - came out fighting on each of their respective night-time gab fests.

Meanwhile, a bemused Nation gazed on in disbelief.

Seasoned professionals?

Ill-mannered losers, more like it.
 
Just betcha, the Network ratings went through, though.
 
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