Lauren Hutton... ghastly aging skin! Slick ad not so!

Lauren's infamous gap!



I recoiled in horror the other day when I caught sight of a slick advert for a product top model Lauren Hutton was plugging (for big bucks).

Although, the handlers for the fashion industry Icon enlisted the top-notch skills of a professional make-up artist to flawlessly accent the legendary beauty’s distinctive features, there was one ghastly oversight!

The back of Ms. Hutton’s hands were overlooked!

Consequently, under the glare of the spotlight, unsightly dry skin and liver spots drew attention to the once-stunning model’s dry aging skin.

You know what they say!

It’s all in the details.

Or, is Lauren auditioning for the role of lounge lizard?

Here, the stylists – and account executives – fell short.

Will Hutton forget to insert her “fake tooth” (crafted to conceal a goofy gap up front) on the next shoot?

The middle-aged celeb's most notable role on the silver screen was in the feature - "American Gigolo" - where she starred opposite (and held her own with) Richard Gere.

Stay posted!

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Richard tries hand at oldest profession!

 

 

 

Gere introduced new work-out trend!

(anti-gravity boots)

 

GAP...style-setters in uproar over logo! Flat sales prompt action...

Like the "Classic Coke" boon-doggle before it, Gap's sly effort to add fizzle to their product, fell flat with the folks that really mattered.

A loyal fan base.

Even though sales have been down of late, due to a  troubled economy, the opinion of shoppers was difficult to ignore as they articulated their thoughts on the overhauled logo on animated talk shows around the Nation over the past few days in heated debates.

Hated it!

Indeed, before the stitches in the labels were barely knotted, die-hard gap fashionistas were denouncing the lame actions of the top brass at GAP headquarters.

To most, the logo in motion, was just as bland as the - khaki pants and untailored shirts with little or no personality they churned out ad nauseam in primary colors - and hawked in lacklustre retail  outlets around the country

In fact, Barack Obama's tendency to sport "tacky" Mom jeans, can probably be traced back to the designers (!) at the once-flourishing clothing manufacturer.

In spite of the fact, sales have been down (and their bread-and-butter accounts just about eaten up) execs at the GAP have been inclined to kow-tow and revive the old familiar logo.

Who knows, the little engine that once could, may be a collector's one day!

'Til then, the powers-that-be would be wise to invest in - Ross,  Abercrombie & Fitch, or even a chain of second-time-around clothing shops - to bridge the gap.

After all, that is where the smart fashion-savvy moolah is rustling up trendy threads today.

At least until middle-American tastes are revving up cash registers once again.

Amen!

GAP never looked so good!

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